I Will Make U Chicken Nuggets When Youre Drunk

spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

harryedward:

“who could scroll past this” me

wifipasswords:

posting a selfie like

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communistbakery:

i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6

perks-of-being-chinese:

little blood orange riding hood

egberts:

where can i buy that for free

I hate people generally, but I like people individually. introverts (via janesblueheaven)

liquidglue:

look me up in the yolo pages

greetings:

when u tell a joke and no one else laughs but u

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scrlett:

no offense but my favorite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful