I Will Make U Chicken Nuggets When Youre Drunk

sluttiestkitten:

all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you

There are two reasons why we don’t trust people. First - we don’t know them. Second - we know them. Anonymous (via bonus)

katara:

even the essays i write sound sarcastic 

guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

yeahmanidk:

jackedoff:

poop is touching u on the inside rightnow

Why would you even think of this I just

dutchster:

sometimes my selfies don’t get the attention they deserve but it’s ok because van gogh wasn’t appreciated in his time either

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

lesbianvenom:

i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness