I Will Make U Chicken Nuggets When Youre Drunk

caution-lesbians:

I want someone to hug me from behind, put their neck on my shoulder and talk to me in their sleepy voice while I make them breakfast.

whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

lindsaylohoean:

even gifs move more than i do

cageswithoutkeys:

forrestfruit:

cooldeadgirl:

shitpant2:

every blogger from florida is an alligator w/ a computer. do not trust them.

um no they’re oranges, you must be new here

I’m an orange.

Same, but I have 3 pet alligators

whoredinarygirl:

if I were to rate how lame you were on a scale from 1-10 you'd be a 100. BURN

whoredinarygirl:

diamoncls:

damn…..

alltime-fallout:

rlmjob:

unclefather:

I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? 

your kik

haha and then what? ;)

shinynintendos:

reallylameblog:

shinynintendos:

reallylameblog:

Someone start a tinychat

hello, how was your day??

This is not how you start a tinychat

i might be able to make it smaller if you want

hentai1080p:

when the back of my neck gets tickled
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toecruise:

do you ever think about the money you don’t have and you just

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flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field