I Will Make U Chicken Nuggets When Youre Drunk

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

drcalzonatobbins:

hannahleigh14:

She’s mine. I don’t want anyone else getting the same butterflies I get when she smiles or says my name. I don’t want anyone else making her blush or calling her “babe.” Call me selfish I don’t care. She’s mine.

yep

abbysapparel:

*looks at boys my age* wow way too young for me

instagrarn:

*reblogs from someone else bc I don’t like you*

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

i miss someone saying “I love you” everyday tbh