I Will Make U Chicken Nuggets When Youre Drunk

are networks still a thing

miscaitlin:

I want someone that will watch movies with me all day and feed me so I don’t have to move

miscaitlin:

im pretty good at sleeping to avoid my problems

airmaxpapi:

love when a girl digs her nails into my back and rips my body in half and throws me into the trash

nishlo:

this thanksgiving I’m thankful for george lopez’s role in shark boy and lava girl

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clannyphantom:

there’s this girl at my school who hates me but jokes on her because she just used one of my text posts as her status