I Will Make U Chicken Nuggets When Youre Drunk

lubricates:

lubricates:

tampon

tampoff

tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

radioactivemongoose:

i love that nicki’s outright rejected drake a bunch of times in real life too though and i bet a third party contacted him like “nicki minaj wants you to—-” and he was on a plane

scorpiofruit:

*sees my son playing basketball with his friends* *brings everyone fresh lemonade and cookies while wearing booty shorts a crop top and wedges*

problemactic:

"drop down and give me 20!"

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untexting:

i just want someone to miss me

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

australiansanta:

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

evolutional:

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day