I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
She’s mine. I don’t want anyone else getting the same butterflies I get when she smiles or says my name. I don’t want anyone else making her blush or calling her “babe.” Call me selfish I don’t care. She’s mine.
*looks at boys my age* wow way too young for me
*reblogs from someone else bc I don’t like you*
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead