I Will Make U Chicken Nuggets When Youre Drunk

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off. My 92 year old grandma. (via coffeestainedheart)
Anonymous:

If you're a vegan then why do you own a dog

rabioheab:

what

bones-and-bricks:

daftpostpunk:

did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit

he used praypal

lameborghini:

u think im paying attention to what ur saying but really im just staring at u and thinking about pancakes

miscaitlin:

my school life: anxiety high, grades low

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan