I Will Make U Chicken Nuggets When Youre Drunk

vethox:

i’m fluent in talking shit

birdystark:

when you type too fast and send “holy hit”

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legfruit:

*throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

chrssy:

show up to your funeral like

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thequeenofhell:

Whoever invented the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize

jakemalik:

double chins are what make us human

vriskee:

i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son

extrabigrnac:

finding out someone attractive likes you

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methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

carpios:

more celebrities should just be like rihanna in regards to hate

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