I Will Make U Chicken Nuggets When Youre Drunk

jaclcfrost:

if people i know online met me in person they’d be surprised by several things like

  • my height
  • my voice
  • exactly how annoying i can be

hvngers:

"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth

assiest:

wtf is an acronym 

the-fake-commander-shepard:

My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase

oknope:

crrocs:

Imagine if your follower count turned into money

i can’t even imagine it, but oh my god i’d be rich